March's Robot

April showers bring May flowers, but March brings us another robot! (If this robot business is new and frightening to you, check out the introduction.) This month's robot is a tall, military drink of water I've taken to calling Corporal Johnson.

Corporal Johnson, present visage!

March's robot was always picked last

At games like darts, or human blast

At night the others heard him cry

Solitary tears from a solitary eye

One day he joined the Robot Corps

They'd make a bot of him, for sure

Now he stands proud and tall,

The best shot in the whole mess hall!