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Did you know that there are ten ways to separate a man's head from his still living body? There are probably a lot more, but I've only tried ten ways so far. They'd probably work for a woman's head too, but I haven't tried with any women. They are:

1.) Knife

2.) Hacksaw

3.) Hatchet

4.) Circular saw

5.) Piano wire

6.) Wood chipper

7.) Bear trap

8.) Zamboni

9.) Machete

10.) Cleaver

As you can tell by the list, I'm prone to both whimsy and nostalgia.

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