Monday, December 6, 2010

Sharper Image Has No Shame

Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrating Massager

Really? This is like leaving a baby in the Outback with a shirt that says "Dingoes Stay Away" on it - everyone knows what's going on, but no one's admitting it up front.

That's an actual link to the actual Sharper Image site up there, not something from Saturday Night Live. It's totally safe for work. Here's how they describe it:
It’s quiet, compact and just right for any and every spot on your body. The Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrating Massager is small, but powerful – likely the strongest vibrating massager in its category. Its shape delivers strong vibrations to stimulate blood flow, relaxation and pleasure.
There's nothing I can say that won't sound derivative compared to their own ad copy. I salute you, Sharper Image, for making and marketing the classiest not electric vibrating dong to stuff our stockings with this Christmas season.


  1. The really disturbing part is there must be SOME people who don't know what that is. That would be an awkward Christmas morning.

  2. I told my grandma about this. She's buying them for the whole family! I love the holidays!

  3. The lesson here: one person's awkward is another person's fetish. However you celebrate the holidays, may they be merry and bright!