Thursday, November 18, 2010

A Grocery Trip

"Ma'am, can you tell me where the Asswored plastic cups are?"

"A swirled cups?"

"No, ASS-wored cups. ASSWORED."

"I'm getting my manager."

"Good, maybe your manager knows where the cups are. Nevermind, I found them!"

Jesus wept.


  1. Make sure to get a Kroger Plus card. $1.25 is far too much for those cups. Trust me, I'm a doctor.