Toast

Do you ever think about toast? Like, really think about it?

I don't either; well, I didn't.

No one does, not really. And you know why? Because it'd be a waste of time. Almost anything is better than thinking about toast, including, but not limited to, clipping your toenails, folding jeans, cleaning the lint trap on the dryer, and actually making toast.

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