Hey Batman. I know you're online. Your little icon is green.
What do you want?
I can't do a recap this week. I've got to find an apartment.
Why are you telling me?
Well, I was kinda hoping you could do the recap. You know, sort of an "eyewitness" account? People would love it! All you've got to do is keep record of how many times you get sprayed with gas and knocked out. I've noticed it's been happening a lot lately.
Have you thought about covering the lower half of your face all the time, not just sometimes? It's worth thinking about.
Anyway, the Joker seemed pretty excited about the idea of collaborating with you on this. I gave him your contact info. He said he'd be in touch.